Bandboozled

(passive-aggressive participle) The state of being after purchasing a CD that looks good but sounds eardrum-splittingly, brainbleed-inducingly vile. Your head is reeling and your trust in mankind is shattered. You must now spend a month playing nothing but safe and soothing "smooth jazz" radio stations. We're pretty sure this is a felony somewhere.

Example: "The guy at the record store said this CD is one of his favourites, and the cover art has this cool sketch of cybersheep jumping over a mooning college student, so I thought I'd be sure to like it, but I've been bandboozled!"

Bambleboost

(noun) Zindo-Veropean derived. A "bambleboost" is a full-of-food-stains plate too-oft left in the sink whose stains you cannot remove. Food and plate are conjoined now, inseparable. You will scrub and scrub, and even pick at some of the food with your fingernail. Good luck. It's a bambleboost and your efforts are futile.

Example: "We ran out of plates to eat with, so I had to eat my burger on the bambleboost. God dammit."