Friday, November 7, 2008

Bandboozled

(passive-aggressive participle) The state of being after purchasing a CD that looks good but sounds eardrum-splittingly, brainbleed-inducingly vile. Your head is reeling and your trust in mankind is shattered. You must now spend a month playing nothing but safe and soothing "smooth jazz" radio stations. We're pretty sure this is a felony somewhere.

Example: "The guy at the record store said this CD is one of his favourites, and the cover art has this cool sketch of cybersheep jumping over a mooning college student, so I thought I'd be sure to like it, but I've been bandboozled!"

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